How not to act on J-Date

Oy this is a doozy. Darren meets Joan on J-Date, the online dating service for Jewish singles. They go to dinner at China Grill in NYC (yummy, by the way). Darren pays for dinner, despite Joan’s offer to split the bill. When Joan doesn’t call him for a second date, ‘DarrenStalker’(tm) emerges, hounding her to pay half the bill. Wonderful recordings of his messages to her in the link that follows…