You know those safety info cards in the seat pocket in front of you on the airplane? The ones you sort of stopped looking at like ten years ago since you fly way too much? There is, I think, a certain charm to those graphics, telling you what to do if everything goes to hell in a handbasket. Anyway, here’s a set of infocards explaining how to riot at your local mall. Nice, eh? Via Consumer Whore. LINK.